Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaaack!
Its been a long time coming. I have missed blogging, and I am glad you are still around to read. I had a crazy couple of days. But crazy days make for good blogging. So I look forward to telling you all about them in the future.
Just a quick update: The new menus are finally being printed, so we are going full force with the website and clothes, so keep your eyes out for that.
Now for what you have all been waiting for, the Question of the Day. This one came by special request from Jimmy (aka Chicago). Jimmy is one of my closest friends, who I unfortunealty don't get to see very much of. But we have shared lots of great times together and we will continue to have new adventures in the future. I hope he has a good answer!!
Jimmy asks:
What is the craziest prank you ever pulled?
I am really not much of a prankster, so my answer might be cheating a little, but I will give you a few anecdotes from my past, that I found to be pretty fun.
In no particular order...
My first prank was when me and my friend at the time, Kevin, pranked our other friend by telling him I was adopted (hopefully this doesn't offend anyone reading this). It was pretty amusing to listen to him squirm uncomfortably on the other end of the phone as my friend was informing me that I was adopted. Awkward!
Also, me and my boy Vinny used to prank our neighbor with eggs. I don't know if it was really a prank as much as harrassment, but it was hella funny. We used to bomb her house nightly with eggs. One day she suprised us and came running out of the house. We ended up getting chased by a car around our neighborhood for hours. We had to dodge and weive between cars, hop fences, and hide in bushes. We knew we were in trouble, so I formulated a plan. We ended up back at my house, and I told my parents to play along. We went to my room and changed clothes, low and behold, the cops came a ringing. I had a fool proof story with times and places of our wearabouts to give to the cop. And our outfits did not fit her description, so we went free. Sometimes its good to be evil. Needless to say, I don't throw eggs anymore!
Last was our high school prank. We had just received a brand new student parking lot that year. Well me and some friends decided it would be fun to leave our mark. After a long night of spray painting we had a beautifully decorated lot and wall. Of course we ended up getting busted in the end, but it was great for a few days, while everyone in our class enjoyed our great artwork.
Anyway, I missed you guys and its great to be back. Make sure to write comments answering the Question of the Day. I know you guys are out there, cause I got lots of hate while I was away!!!
Till next time.
~Joshua
Ah yes. My question made the blog. MMAA-HAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteGrowing up I was simply a troublemaker. No surprise right?!?! I often snuck out into the neighborhood and terrorized unsuspecting individuals that happen to cross my path. On one particular evening I was out riding my bike with a friend of mine Don. One of our favorite nights was garbage night. Garbage night mostly consisted of us riding around knocking over garbage cans or picking them up and dragging them down the street. Tonight was different, we hit the jackpot!
We hit the motherload of all garbages. Someone decided to throw away all their plastic woodland creatures that would normally be found in a backyard. There were squirrels, chipmucks, even a deer.
So we gathered up all of our new woodland friends in search of the perfect place to put them. The night started with placing animals in the middle of street (in a curve). Don't worry it was a side street, that was not high speed. Cars would come and stop and beep their horns as we would be hidden away laughing. One man even got out and tried to chase the plastic raccoon away. This went on for about an hour until a cop stopped and through the raccoon out of the street. It was time to move on.
Over the years I have had many funny pranks. Maybe as I remember them ,I will come back and update this section. Thanks for the memories...
Chicago
Troublemaker II
ReplyDeleteI was back riding around with my buddy Don and came across an old purse in the garbage. (Why do all my pranks involve garbage day and Don). Anyway we rescued the purse for the garbage and went out in search of something to fill it with. When I say something, I mean dog shit, and when I say fill, I mean to the top.
After we fill up the purse we head back to our usual spot for preying on unsuspecting individuals (you guessed it, the middle of a side street).
We placed the purse (and all its contents) right in the middle of the street and wait. Most people drive right by it and pay it no mind, but every once in a while...
Here is the deal, most people that do stop simply reach down and grab the purse and drive off. However, they proceed to open it while driving, probably half the time looking at the road ahead and not the inside of the purse. Usually within a block the brake lights come on and the purse goes flying out the window...SUCCESS!!!!
I call in the poop purse no look grab....
Chicago